Live blogging a monkey bath

Yeah, I said it. Let's DO this. Also, if this video ever gets yanked offline, this post will not make any damn sense.

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I am willing to take that risk.



:05 -- Hee hee, monkey ba -- OMG, that voice. Quit it!

:08 -- Ha! Dirty butt!

:14 -- Did the kid say something about the Wiggles?

:19 -- Don’t baby talk.

:21 -- We all smell like pee at one time or another. Don't fault the monkey, lady.

:27 -- WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS KID BABBLING ABOUT

:34 -- Is – where is that noise coming from?

*squeak!* *squeak!*

:35 -- omgitiscomingfromthemonkeyhowcuuuuuuuuuute

:46 -- HA! SPANK OUR MONKEY! HAAA!

:53 -- Why does she sound surprised? You put a video of a monkey bath on the Internet. Clearly you know the audience to whom you are pandering.

1:02 -- This woman is wasting crazy amounts of water. I want very badly to reach through my monitor and shut off that faucet.

1:09 -- STOP WITH THE VOICE. No wonder I can't understand your damn kid.

1:31 -- That monkey looks like a greaser. Hey, tiny Elvis!

1:37 -- I want a blue... is that a dog?

1:51 Thank God. She finally shut off that fucking faucet.

1:55 -- OMG THE TONGUE SO CUTE I’M DYING!

2:06 -- thatvoiceisfromhelllllllllllll

2:10 -- WELL HELLO, BOOBAGE.

2:13 -- Pan to the right! Pan to the right! Screw the monkey!

-fin-